Post #31 - Doors

Final Fantasy II players will understand.

These are not just doors. These are doors of death. When you enter, you land in the middle of the room. Three steps down to exit. The first two steps will ALMOST ALWAYS have a random encounter, making it not random at all. If your party is not well trained, the battles in the doors of death will drain you of your party's HP.

Post #30 - Futurama Fry Plays FF5 Advance

There is a bug regarding the kiss of blessing which makes Exdeath not go into Neo Exdeath. This was fixed in FF5 Advance.

There is a new way of defeating Exdeath without Neo Exdeath. This is through the use of the Cannoneer's Combine ability. Combine Blitzshot with Ash or Dark Matter, shoot it to deplete Exdeath's HP and he dies, not going into Neo Exdeath.

Post #29 - 1st Rage Comic

I think the comic says it all........

Post #28 - Soul of Rebirth

In Final Fantasy II bonus mode, Soul of Rebirth, The four dead characters went to meet the Light Emperor, who called for them. How can they even think of forgiving the emperor, he didn't even get rid of the monsters on the way.

Post #27 - Ski Instructor Talks About Final Fantasy VIII

I only use them for junctioning. I don't summon them, because they have time wasting summoning sequences, and they don't do a lot of damage. Aura + Limit Break spam works better.

Post #26 - Bottle in Final Fantasy

You can buy the bottle at the caravan. When the bottle is used, these words appear. If used in the right location a fairy will appear. If used in the wrong location buy another one since you need it for the oxyale.

Post #25 - Willy Wonka and Superbosses

I admit, I searched for strategy guides to defeat Ruby Weapon (VII), Emerald Weapon (VII), and Omega Weapon (VIII).

Post #24 - Conspiracy Keanu Plays FFVIII

This is one theory of many players of FF8. Squall was hit by an ice shard that pierced through his heart. He could be dead by then.

A lot of these can be found by searching in google.

Post #23 - Gil Toss in Soviet Russia

Characters with Gil Toss beware!

Post #22 - Magic Pots in Soviet Russia

Magic Pots are known for their "Give me elixir!" You give them elixirs and they will give you a lot of AP.

Post #21 - Limit Glove Time!

When Quina is at 1 hp, he/she can use Limit Glove which will hit for 9999 damage. It's useful in the first few boss fights especially when playing in an Excalibur II quest. Auto-life on Quina also works.

Post #20 - Throw in Soviet Russia

Those with Ninja jobs, Throw materia, Edge, Amarant, etc. BEWARE!

Post #19 - Everywhere

The meme for most games in the series, including other RPGs.

Post #18 - Goal!

FFX

Volley Shot is a technique in blitzball where a ball is fumbled near the goal, then a player shoots it with no defenders except for the goalie. It can be useful in some situations.

Post #17 - Zanmato Success!

The chance of getting Zanmato depends on how much you pay Yojimbo. The more cash you pay, the better the chance of Zanmato being used.

Post #16 - FEOK and the Upgrade Glitch

Final Fantasy III on the NES has the upgrade glitch which makes equipment into better equipment until Onion equipment. This makes the party overpowered and then makes the game not challenging at all. The only challenge will be the shrine where the party is supposed to be in Mini status since physical attack and defense drop to 1 and magic attack is needed.

Post #15 - Bad Luck Brian Plays Blitzball (again)

FFX

Tackle Slip is a tech which makes the user dodge the tackle of a defender. It's pretty useful, but with a disadvantage as well. There's a chance the tech not used correctly and

Post #14 - Scumbag Steve and Final Fantasy (NES)

FFI (NES)

Final Fantasy players on the NES will understand this. The game cartridge only has one save file.

Post #13 Ridiculously Photogenic Guy Summons Yojimbo

FFX

Yojimbo is a summon in FFX. His attacks are only based on how much you pay him (yes, it costs money). The more you pay him, the more chances of him using better attacks.

Post #12 Forever Alone Guy Plays the Remake of Final Fantasy III

FFIII

The Onion Knight, the best job with the right equipment, can only be unlocked by sending Mognet, including one to another player.

Post #11 Chuck Norris Becomes the Final Aeon

FFX

The Final Aeon is said to be able to defeat Sin. But after Sin is defeated, Yu Yevon possesses the aeon, kills its summoner and creates a new Sin from it.

Post #10 The Most Interesting Man in the World Plays FFVIII

FFVIII

In FFVIII, enemies level up as you level up, so it's better to be nicely junctioned and have a low level.

Post #9 Hipster Squall

FFVIII

In some parts of the game he facepalms a lot of times including this part, where Squall and Rinoa "date" in the Garden Festival.

Post #8 Chuck Norris on the Thunder Plains

FFX

Post #7 Bad Luck Brian Summons the Magus Sisters

FFX

The Magus Sisters is an optional aeon. There are three of them, namely Cindy, Sandy and Mindy. Each of them have their own stats, skill sets and their own turns. They cannot be commanded, but can be given suggestions like "Fight, One more time, and Do as you like." The reason is they are very powerful, and can break damage limit by the time they are acquired.

Sometimes they will not do anything after given a command, thus the words "Taking a break" will appear at the top.

Post #6 Bad Luck Brian Plays Cait Sith's Slots

FFVII

Slots is Cait Sith's Level 2 Limit Break. The slots can help the party a lot if lucky. There can also be unlucky spins.

Death joker instantly kills the party, resulting in game over.

Post #5 Bad Luck Brian Plays Final Fantasy IX

FFIX

The Excalibur II is Steiner's strongest weapon. To acquire this, the player must go to the final dungeon and have the boss battle before the final battles, get the sword before 12 hours. Be late by a second and it's over.

I tried this myself. It's very hard because you're under-leveled. You lack mastered abilities. You also can't just focus on four members because of the quest in Oeilvert. Thanks to ePSXe, save states and online guides, I succeeded.

Post #4 Playing Triple Triad with Good Guy Greg

FFVIII

Triple Triad is the minigame of Final Fantasy VIII. Each card has four numbers, with one in each direction. The simplest rule is to put a card with a higher number beside the opponent's card. The player with the more points. In different regions, there are more complicated rules like the Same, Plus, Same Wall and other rules.

I always wish for a player like this for the Triple Triad game so I won't even bother losing in a Random rule card game.

Post #3 Ridiculously Photogenic Guy in Thunder Plains

FFX

The Thunder Plains is a place in FFX where lightning bolts strike the player when he is in the open field. This does absolutely nothing to the party, only getting annoyed by waiting for him to get up. The player will not be struck when he is near towers. He may also dodge the lightning bolts with a timed press of the X button.

Good for him, he can easily obtain the Venus Sigil for Lulu's Onion Knight.

Post #2 Bad Luck Brian Plays Blitzball

FFX

Blitzball is one of the minigames/sidequests of Final Fantasy X. It is needed to make Wakka a killer, since his overdrives and the Jupiter Sigil is found there.

A move that Tidus can use is the Jecht Shot. It can knock up to two defenders in an encounter before shooting the ball with +5 in his SH (shooting power). For me this is the ultimate cheap shot until Jecht Shot 2.

Presenting the meme:

How can this happen? I don't know. Maybe he failed to hit the ball back after the first hit on the ball and it went straight to his face. Whatever the reason, who cares? He's Bad Luck Brian after all.

Post #1 One Does Not Simply...

Final Fantasy X

Yuna sacrifices her aeons to see Yu Yevon's true form and finish him for good. She lets the aeons get possessed and killed so Yu Yevon will have no place to hide anymore.

When the Magus Sisters were summoned, the red blob which is Yu Yevon splits into three and possess the sisters. That's when I want to say this.

The Magus Sisters are three separate aeons. Each have their own turns, own stats and own skill sets. What only differs is they are summoned together.

At first I thought Yu Yevon would possess only one and you can still command the other two. I wasn't prepared for this battle. Good thing Anima's overdrive gauge is full so I disposed the three with Oblivion.

Introduction

I've been trying to search memes of the Final Fantasy series, but I found only a few of them. I thought of making a collection of my own Final Fantasy memes. I sure hope people can post their opinions on my posts.